Almost certainly, fashion will dictate that we clothe ourselves in quilt-like garments, stitched together from cloned human scalps. Patterns will vary by hair color and style. In the colder seasons, the curly-haired and dreadlocked versions will be favored, with the hairy side turned inward toward the skin to provide insulation. These will be ( Read more... )

Oh my. I've always thought it would be such fun to place wet turds on top of the blades of a ceiling fan. Think of the excitement that would cause when the fan was turned on and the laws of physics made their presence felt ( Read more... )